(Source: brookheimers)

I do have a lot of expectations for people.

Well, I guess I can’t hide my crazy. (Jess Day, Season 3 )

(Source: somnulentia)

(Source: adumbscotts)

I didn’t even have to tell you guys about the [parking] spot… Why did I tell you guys about the spot? Dammit, I’m the dumbest boy in school!

(Source: adumbscotts)

(Source: adoringzooey)

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(Source: faarmiga)

Next time you guys have your little dirty thoughts about each other, you better be thinking about me too… ‘cause I ain’t going nowhere.

(Source: jakesjohnson)

(Source: jakeparalta)

I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea.