i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

Every workplace should have a Dalek and Cyberman emergency plan.
Just look at Canary Wharf.
i ran out of ideas, so that’s good enough

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.
OH MY GOD
OHMYGOD IT’S MATTHEW GOODE!
“And the Greeks say they can pay for eurovision if they have to.
Probably because we‘ll pay for it”
-Dutch commentator