get to know me meme [4/5] tv shows: parks and recreation
"Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity."
This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.
"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."
Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.
tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."
"Spin it around, and back it on up!"
Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.