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(Source: fifthharmony)

get to know me meme [4/5] tv shows: parks and recreation

"Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity."

petervquill:

This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.

"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."

Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.

tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."

(Source: dtargaryen)

"Spin it around, and back it on up!"

(Source: adumbscotts)

Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.