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The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

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"Sebastian may have been li’l, but his impact on this town and the parks department was anything but li’l."

The calzones… betrayed me? Never again, guys. As God as my witness, they are dead to me.

I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

'Beauty pageants are idiotic, but I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee pageant gets $600. I can be idiotic for $600

Ok, Listen up folks. We have a security situation here.

What Is Women’s Studies? by Andy Dwyer

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ilanawexler:

Parks and Recreation S03E16 | You can’t die full of regret.

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